The Family Circus of Values http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com A Family Circus For Today Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:13:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.1-alpha en No Spin Zone http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/28/no-spin-zone/ http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/28/no-spin-zone/#comments Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:13:51 +0000 C. Sandy Cyst BLAAGGHKKK http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/28/no-spin-zone/ Notice Thel has her usual blank expression

]]> http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/28/no-spin-zone/feed/ World Leader Pretend http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/27/world-leader-pretend/ http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/27/world-leader-pretend/#comments Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:17:12 +0000 C. Sandy Cyst BLAAGGHKKK http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/27/world-leader-pretend/ Fucking maths. Who gives a flying fuck how to figure out the fucking length of the long fucking side of a specific fucking sort of fucking triangle? JUST MEASURE IT, YOU FUCKWIPES, STOP FUCKING SHOWING OFF. Fuck the lot of you, have fun in AUSCHWITZ cocksuckers.

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You know what, I’m just going to upload today’s comic as it is.


 

 

Yep, the Family Circus did a joke about Jeffy pissing himself. Before the FCoV could manage it. The fact that Jeffy himself is the guy who made it adds another dimension of what the fuck.

I am seriously all but convinced that they read this site now. In which case, if our presence keeps making them do things like this, I can feel very proud.

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]]> http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/23/jeffy-flew-through-inky-blue/feed/ Meanwhile, Billy, PJ and Jeffy Go Feral http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/22/197/ http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/22/197/#comments Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:39:14 +0000 C. Sandy Cyst BLAAGGHKKK http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/22/197/ Unfortunately for the Smithsonian Institute, Mr Keene could not give a flying fuck

]]> http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/22/197/feed/ It Doesn’t Bear Thinking About http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/21/it-doesnt-bear-thinking-about/ http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/21/it-doesnt-bear-thinking-about/#comments Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:32:56 +0000 C. Sandy Cyst BLAAGGHKKK http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/21/it-doesnt-bear-thinking-about/ Jeffy usually just blames his father, but that 'oh I'm just an assistant' bumwash won't work on anyone but PJ

]]> http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/21/it-doesnt-bear-thinking-about/feed/ The moment before the inevitable point in the holiday at which the constant proximity of each family member to all the others finally causes one or all of them to snap and start killing the others with their bare hands, feet and teeth http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/20/the-moment-before-the-inevitable-point-in-the-holiday-at-which-the-constant-proximity-of-each-family-member-to-all-the-others-finally-causes-one-or-all-of-them-to-snap-and-start-killing-the-others-wit/ http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/20/the-moment-before-the-inevitable-point-in-the-holiday-at-which-the-constant-proximity-of-each-family-member-to-all-the-others-finally-causes-one-or-all-of-them-to-snap-and-start-killing-the-others-wit/#comments Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:04:58 +0000 C. Sandy Cyst BLAAGGHKKK http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/20/the-moment-before-the-inevitable-point-in-the-holiday-at-which-the-constant-proximity-of-each-family-member-to-all-the-others-finally-causes-one-or-all-of-them-to-snap-and-start-killing-the-others-wit/ Jeffy clutches his picture of the Washington Monument like his own child. It is his first true posession.

]]> http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/20/the-moment-before-the-inevitable-point-in-the-holiday-at-which-the-constant-proximity-of-each-family-member-to-all-the-others-finally-causes-one-or-all-of-them-to-snap-and-start-killing-the-others-wit/feed/ I’m Back Bitches http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/20/im-back-bitches/ http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/20/im-back-bitches/#comments Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:01:24 +0000 C. Sandy Cyst Meta http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/20/im-back-bitches/ Thanks for the truly awesome work over the last week, Commodore. Now get the fuck out of my chair.

]]> http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/20/im-back-bitches/feed/ So A Guy Walks Into A Bar…China! http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/19/so-a-guy-walks-into-a-barchina/ http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/19/so-a-guy-walks-into-a-barchina/#comments Tue, 19 Aug 2008 05:04:52 +0000 commodorejohn BLAAGGHKKK http://familycircusofvalues.blogsome.com/2008/08/19/so-a-guy-walks-into-a-barchina/  

The black man on the stand is played by Eddie Murphy. The portly black woman on the sidelines is also played by Eddie Murphy. What I'm trying to say is, Eddie Murphy is a little confused.

 

By the time you read this, C. Sandy Cyst should be back in the hotseat. Thanks for putting up with me; it’s been fun! 

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