The Family Circus of Values, by C. Sandy Cyst

We Got No Time For Your Silly Toys

December 19, 2009 – 5:08 pm

She has a switchblade in her pocket, just within Kringle's field of vision

Saint Nick here is the best-rendered anything I’ve seen from Family Circus in god knows how long

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Don’t Push Too Far

December 19, 2009 – 5:03 pm

Never bring a kid into a china shop. It is a black hole of interest for a child, plus everything is breakable.

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Out, Brief Candle

December 19, 2009 – 4:59 pm

Dolly does not understand the concept of decoration

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Little Angel

December 16, 2009 – 8:04 pm

Actually, blood and placenta. Well, KY Jelly. The blood's real though.

If anyone knows of a Bil Keane font I’m all ears

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The Summoning

December 15, 2009 – 5:37 pm

Or Jeffy, whatever. Why are these two things following me around anyway?

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Low Wattage

December 15, 2009 – 5:31 pm

Bil wants to take as much of his family with him as possible

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Mission Accomplished

December 15, 2009 – 5:25 pm

Grandpa was broken long ago

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The Grand Départ

December 11, 2009 – 10:20 pm

THERE IS A PROPER PROTOCOL TO OBSERVE HERE JEFFY GOD DAMN IT

Seriously though, finally

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AARP Surplus

December 11, 2009 – 10:16 pm

They have clearly been here too long, they are getting far too comfortable

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Force of Habit

December 11, 2009 – 10:14 pm

What's your problem anyway, you're already dead. Only one dead person at a time gets to figure into this kind of document. Hell, I might even be able to get you back into this thing...

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