The Family Circus of Values

I’m Back Bitches

Thanks for the truly awesome work over the last week, Commodore. Now get the fuck out of my chair.

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Dammit the Keanes are making me redundant

Seriously look at this shit:

JEFF KEANE STOP READING THIS SITE

Seriously you don’t come off well in these comics

Mind you you don’t come off well in the regular comic, and you fucking make that, so maybe you’re consumed with self-loathing, I dunno

Anyway stop pre-empting me god damn it

(proper FCoV later)

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No, no Sunday pages.

It’s not the same. Sorry.

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Tomorrow’s Family Circus Today

Because what the world really needs right now is yet another parody Family Circus strip. Still, doing the daily strip in real time is fairly original I expect/hope.

Here are the Family Circus of Values Promises:

a) little or no scatalogy

b) absurdism

c) social satire

d) broth

e) rather a lot of bad fucking language

f) ridiculous verbosity

g) fuck this list anyway 

See it before the Keanes do! 

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