Turns out it wasn’t the flu, it was scarlet fever. Wooooo.
I still can’t talk and am on the point of falling asleep near-constantly but I should be fit to take the reigns again on Monday
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggh I am struck down with motherfucking flu fuck fuck
I HAD THE FUCKING JAB YOU COCKSUCKERS
I
HAD
THE
JAB
Okay so most likely scenario, I die in pain. Otherwise updates will either resume at a later date, OR: Commodore John will step in like a valiant knight and take over until further notice so I don’t have to do like 10 strips in one day when or if I recover
OH GOD WHY AM I HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE YOU FUCKING IDIOT METABOLISM FUCKING STOP SHIVERING BEFORE YOU SPRAIN MY ENTIRE MUSCLUATURE
FUCKKKKKKkkkk
This site is 87 times better than my site. My site updates more regularly (just). So maybe it evens out to he’s only kicking one of my asscheeks.
Thanks for the truly awesome work over the last week, Commodore. Now get the fuck out of my chair.
Seriously look at this shit: 
JEFF KEANE STOP READING THIS SITE
Seriously you don’t come off well in these comics
Mind you you don’t come off well in the regular comic, and you fucking make that, so maybe you’re consumed with self-loathing, I dunno
Anyway stop pre-empting me god damn it
(proper FCoV later)
Because what the world really needs right now is yet another parody Family Circus strip. Still, doing the daily strip in real time is fairly original I expect/hope.
Here are the Family Circus of Values Promises:
a) little or no scatalogy
b) absurdism
c) social satire
d) broth
e) rather a lot of bad fucking language
f) ridiculous verbosity
g) fuck this list anyway
See it before the Keanes do!
