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The Delicate Sound of Banjos

July 28, 2009 – 10:40 am

Throws two boring weeks in Washington DC into perspective

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I Know A Song That Gets On Your Nerves

July 27, 2009 – 9:34 pm

I am pretty sure this is not dissimilar to what the joke was last time this picture ran, judging by how Dolly is yelling, not to mention the lines around her forcing us to look at her

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Amores Perros

July 26, 2009 – 5:01 pm

He is fighting Marmaduke

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The Appliance of Science

July 24, 2009 – 4:30 pm

Damn if this didn't look like a window at first, I was all 'What the fuck, they live by a swamp now? Really fucking close to a swamp? In fact, more or less DIRECTLY IN THE MIDDLE of a swamp? What, is their house Count Duckula's castle?' But then it turned out to be a ridiculously big television so bang goes that fucking joke...or does it?

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State of the Union

July 24, 2009 – 4:23 pm

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“I will fight for your rights!”

July 22, 2009 – 9:51 pm

I'm sorry, sir, our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft, or acts of dog. Also, if it happens to Jeffy it doesn't count as damage.

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The Tibetan philosophy, Sylvia Plath sense

July 22, 2009 – 9:43 pm

So you have to spend every moment doing something you love. Oh, wait.

Dying is an art, like everything else; Jeffy does it fairly well. Not exceptionally or anything, I mean it’s Jeffy for God’s sake.

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To Live and Die in Paradise Falls

July 20, 2009 – 12:06 pm

Neither Bil nor Jeffy Keene have ever seen a black person

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Who’s the Babby?

July 20, 2009 – 11:58 am

He only put a picture on the front of the book to make the caption easier for his dad. And he only did that because his dad beat him again.

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More Songs About Excrement as Food

July 17, 2009 – 1:49 pm

Little or no scatology, he says. Not on my fucking watch. Fuck you, Cyst.

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