The Greatest Story Ever Told

December 19, 2008 – 4:45 pm

If anyone deserved a fuckload of gold and shit just for being born it was her


Miracle on Broadmoor Street

December 19, 2008 – 4:32 pm

Is this a rhetorical question?


The Soundrack To Our Shites

December 17, 2008 – 2:48 pm

I suppose the opportunity was there for a masturbation joke, but I went with the shitting joke instead. (Explanations available on request)


Thunder status: STOLEN

December 16, 2008 – 1:46 pm

This site is 87 times better than my site. My site updates more regularly (just). So maybe it evens out to he’s only kicking one of my asscheeks.


Here Comes A Special Boy

December 16, 2008 – 1:31 pm

Draw your own conclusions


With Every Christmas Card I Write

December 15, 2008 – 2:18 pm

This one's from Rod Steiger...this one's from ABBA with Merry Christmas 1973 written inside it...


Kids Say the Darndest Shit

December 13, 2008 – 11:41 pm

If I hear another kid saying a darndest thing I will destroy the world


Customer Disservice

December 13, 2008 – 11:39 pm

WILLIAM KEENE JR DON'T NEED ANYONE!


Let Them Read Paperbacks

December 11, 2008 – 7:51 pm

Also because I'm dead, moron


The Car’s the Scar

December 10, 2008 – 4:33 pm

God I hate you Jeffy. I hate you so very much.