A One and a Two

November 18, 2008 – 3:01 pm

Also Rick Allen, who didn't die but did lose an arm, so that pretty much sucked


Grim Fandango

November 17, 2008 – 1:36 pm

And for some reason after you die you only get to wear purple


Nobody Likes Me, Everybody Hates Me

November 15, 2008 – 8:46 pm

I suppose you would rather they spoiled him


Your Artist

November 14, 2008 – 4:43 pm

Here’s Carrot Top in drag Jeffy Keane having fun with an absolute cunt who genuinely deserves torture. In drag. Yesterday.

I’d like to say this explains the distressing subtext to half his cartoons but to be honest it just raises even more questions that I’d rather not have to think about.


Early Learning Centre

November 14, 2008 – 4:18 pm

Babies cry at birth because they are born with all the knowledge in the world. They cry because they know that by the time they can articulate it, they will lose it. PJ was silent as he was born. He knew everything and he knew he would forget. He was glad.


Thomas Coram’s Tears

November 13, 2008 – 3:10 pm


Asphalt in the Morning, Asphalt in the Evening, Asphalt at Supper Time

November 12, 2008 – 6:18 pm

Look at her face. Look at it. Picture what she must be looking at.


Calling from Sad Shires

November 11, 2008 – 1:52 pm

I have a horrible feeling that this meant to be a Rememberance Day strip. If that's the case then it's half as respectful as a cartoon of Jeffy taking a great big shit on a poppy. Therefore I have treated it with the contempt it deserves.


The Torturer’s Dilemma

November 10, 2008 – 2:30 pm

I think it is quite telling that Bil/Jeffy almost never draws himself/his father smiling


Have These Prunes to Chew

November 8, 2008 – 1:33 pm

Attention Bil and Jeff Keane: stop drawing your own children/yourself and your siblings eating things which look suspiciously like shit. I am rapidly running out of scat related material here.