Jeepers Crumpets!

October 31, 2008 – 4:20 pm

Evidence that Bil Keane has neither read any comics nor seen any films, or indeed any trailers for films, despite saturation coverage thereof


The Apologist

October 30, 2008 – 4:09 pm

On those rare occasions when he actually gets served real food on a plate instead of his own shit through a drip, that is

Another REM reference.


Elderly Abuse

October 29, 2008 – 10:41 pm

And behind Thel is Bil, because she doesn't care about the old woman either. Nor does he but it's his mother.


Rain Down on Jeffy (From A Great Height)

October 28, 2008 – 1:41 pm

Look just go outside before I stab you in the lung


Death Conversation 2000

October 27, 2008 – 1:35 pm

Jeffy's surprisingly good at this. He just looks so pathetic.


I Like Liver

October 25, 2008 – 12:33 pm

CURSE YOU, DAD, FOR MAKING ME THIS WAY!!!!


Cruelty to Children Comedy

October 24, 2008 – 1:49 pm

Of couse no-one is listening, or even in the room with him.


Slide, Charlie Brown, Slide

October 23, 2008 – 1:25 pm

WHY IS HE WEARING A BIRDCAGE


The Sorrow and the Pity

October 22, 2008 – 2:09 pm

She only said it to see if he would kill himself. He did not. She is disappointed. That is why she is repeating it now.


An Ounce of Prevention

October 21, 2008 – 8:18 pm

He has Jeffy's interests at heart really