I’m Back Bitches

August 20, 2008 – 2:01 pm

Thanks for the truly awesome work over the last week, Commodore. Now get the fuck out of my chair.


So A Guy Walks Into A Bar…China!

August 19, 2008 – 5:04 am

 

The black man on the stand is played by Eddie Murphy. The portly black woman on the sidelines is also played by Eddie Murphy. What I'm trying to say is, Eddie Murphy is a little confused.

 

By the time you read this, C. Sandy Cyst should be back in the hotseat. Thanks for putting up with me; it’s been fun! 


Get Out Of The Road If You Want To Grow Old

August 18, 2008 – 5:07 am

This was shortly before Billy threw a rock at the horse. He blamed Dolly, but the police didn't believe him, naturally.


NO SERIOUSLY I AM NOT JOKING

August 17, 2008 – 4:59 am

Honestly, 'water sports' paired with Billy diving bare-ass naked into the tub with Jeffy?

It is C. Sandy Cyst’s policy not to cover Sunday Family Circus strips because very little, if anything, can be done to make them funny. To be perfectly honest, I can’t think of anything that could, either, but I’d just like to point out that these are original, unaltered panels from the Sunday strip that are not appreciably less horrifying in context.


“Ah Fuck It, None Of Our Readers Will Notice The Empty 80% Anyway.”

August 16, 2008 – 1:07 pm


Sometimes An Obelisk Is Just An Obelisk

August 15, 2008 – 2:55 pm

Well, I really couldn't keep my Internet License if I didn't make random innuendos at least once in a while.


The Violence Inherent In The System

August 14, 2008 – 2:10 pm

Know what it's like to be strip-searched by Homeland Security? Billy does.


The Gorgon Of D.C.

August 13, 2008 – 5:07 am

You think THIS is bad? She didn't even let King David have any clothes.


The Real Scandal: These Malapropisms

August 12, 2008 – 2:29 pm

Freaking thing won’t let me upload. ImageShack to the rescue!


A Cheap Holiday in Other People’s Misery

August 11, 2008 – 1:17 pm

 

Okay so I am on holiday from tomorrow to next Tuesday so there won’t be updates for a while UNLESS.

Unless I get a running mate. To apply for this job, register with the link on the right, and then comment to say you’ve done it, and I’ll give you admin privileges. The dashboard is fairly self-explanatory and you can make the comics themselves in paint if you have to (that is what I do). First person to register and comment gets to run the show for the week (and save me the trouble of captioning nine comics in a row when I get back). The good news is it looks like "Keane family holiday story arc" time, so that’ll be fun.

The presidential candidates should totally choose their running mates this way

 Edit: Please welcome your host for the next eight days, Commodore John.