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This Lousy Despair

August 30, 2008 – 4:08 pm

The Family Circus of Values: Probably the only comic you will read in which a main character describes George Washington as a cunt.

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The Great Escape

August 29, 2008 – 4:12 pm

The fact that Billy is running like fuck was probably the original joke before they got this picture out of mothballs and recaptioned it. You are not permitted to notice this.

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No Spin Zone

August 28, 2008 – 2:13 pm

Notice Thel has her usual blank expression

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World Leader Pretend

August 27, 2008 – 4:17 pm

Fucking maths. Who gives a flying fuck how to figure out the fucking length of the long fucking side of a specific fucking sort of fucking triangle? JUST MEASURE IT, YOU FUCKWIPES, STOP FUCKING SHOWING OFF. Fuck the lot of you, have fun in AUSCHWITZ cocksuckers.

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Defeated

August 26, 2008 – 12:51 pm

You know what, I’m just going to upload today’s comic as it is.

What.

Yep, the Family Circus did a joke about Jeffy pissing himself. Before the FCoV could manage it. The fact that Jeffy himself is the guy who made it adds another dimension of what the fuck.

I am seriously all but convinced that they read this site now. In which case, if our presence keeps making them do things like this, I can feel very proud.

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1600 Maniacs

August 25, 2008 – 3:46 pm

Lots of little details here, my favourite being Billy's attempt to break into the White House.

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Jeffy Flew Through Inky Blue

August 23, 2008 – 4:12 pm

I tried to make a Flight of the Navigator joke but I honestly could not get it down

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Meanwhile, Billy, PJ and Jeffy Go Feral

August 22, 2008 – 4:39 pm

Unfortunately for the Smithsonian Institute, Mr Keene could not give a flying fuck

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It Doesn’t Bear Thinking About

August 21, 2008 – 12:32 pm

Jeffy usually just blames his father, but that 'oh I'm just an assistant' bumwash won't work on anyone but PJ

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The moment before the inevitable point in the holiday at which the constant proximity of each family member to all the others finally causes one or all of them to snap and start killing the others with their bare hands, feet and teeth

August 20, 2008 – 2:04 pm

Jeffy clutches his picture of the Washington Monument like his own child. It is his first true posession.

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