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Keene Family Poetry Slam: Billy

May 31, 2008 – 5:00 pm

What? You thought Jeffy was the only one with poetry in his soul? Or, wait, are you wondering what the joke is? The joke is you not knowing this fucking poem, you uncultured WHORE.

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Victory for the Comic Artist

May 30, 2008 – 2:23 pm

I`ll get you next time, Gadget, I mean Keane! NEXT TIME!

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Do Si Do

May 29, 2008 – 4:14 pm

He finds nothing suspicious about this

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Life in the Undergrowth

May 28, 2008 – 1:41 pm

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Pills ‘n’ Thrills ‘n’ Bellyaches

May 27, 2008 – 8:47 pm

She looks so confused...

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That Good Night

May 26, 2008 – 12:58 pm

Seriously, Thel Keane was announced to have died yesterday, May 25th 2008, of Alzheimers. I may be on the Internet, but I am still not a complete jerkwad. So no joke today.

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And You Will Know My Name Is The Lord When I Lay My Vengeance Upon You

May 24, 2008 – 12:48 pm

Oh, those playful young scamps and their disturbing fixation on anal sex!

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Contains Spoilers

May 23, 2008 – 4:34 pm

Fortunately PJ has no concept of death, or basic grasp of language

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Rocko and Socko

May 22, 2008 – 2:47 pm

Seriously, he could totally live in those damn things

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In which the title text is arguably more important than the caption

May 21, 2008 – 10:31 am

The obvious answer is that she is senile (which she is), but look carefully. The shit is smeared with blood. Menstrual blood. Dolly`s menstrual blood. All part of an arcane ritual of dark magic. One mouthful and Billy is hers forever, just like Jeffy. And if you are wondering how an eight year old can be menstruating, you do not know Empress Dolly well enough yet.

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