The Family Circus of Values, by C. Sandy Cyst » 2008 » February

Einstein had Tears in his Eyes

February 18, 2008 – 1:07 pm

Please do not email me to say PHYSICS DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

Celebrating one month of recaptioning daily Family Circi without being told to fuck off by the Keanes!

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The Ice Storm

February 16, 2008 – 10:52 am

And of course Jeffy is standing on PJ. And Dolly is inside where it's warm because she's not fucking stupid.

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No Idea Where This Came From

February 16, 2008 – 10:50 am

Televise it, put it on FOX, make millions

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The Secret

February 14, 2008 – 5:44 pm

Stay classy, C. Sandy Cyst!

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Cop-Out

February 13, 2008 – 5:17 pm

Bill Keane, you magnificent bastard, you win this time

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That’s How People Grow Up

February 12, 2008 – 6:01 pm

It's the look on Daddy Keene's face that makes this panel

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Alive

February 11, 2008 – 12:22 pm

Billy's fine, they just ate strips of meat from his calves. They did eat all of PJ though, so Mommy and Daddy Keene will have to make another one for them.

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So Billy Reminds Him

February 9, 2008 – 9:59 am

Occasionally this is necessary to maintain the status quo.

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Oh, there's a thousand hilarious scatalogical and/or sexual reasons I could give for the noise, all corrupting; but that's the obvious route. I prefer this simple, bleak visualisation of how this situation would very probably go down.