The Family Circus of Values, by C. Sandy Cyst

En Suite

November 27, 2009 – 6:07 pm

Everyone else calls it his cell

Feel free to make an abortion joke

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SQUANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

November 26, 2009 – 7:02 pm

He says that every Thanksgiving. Except in 1978, when they genuinely did eat a Native American to shut him up. He was seven then too.

Why does Grandma Dennehy look so worried? She looks like she just shat herself.

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Grandmother’s Footsteps

November 25, 2009 – 9:32 pm

I am shocked that Thel turned out half as hot as she did

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It Is Cannibalism Week

November 24, 2009 – 3:44 pm

They are pretty old, so they'll be quite stringy. But if you beat them thoroughly, they might just make jerky.

I assume this is Thel’s parents. Let’s just assume for argument’s sake that, unlike their daughter, they’re not dead.

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Contacts at the Swiss Border

November 23, 2009 – 5:24 pm

They know that. They came over to watch.

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Trapped in a World He Never Made

November 21, 2009 – 11:30 pm

Look at Thel. Glancing sideways out of the strip as if to say 'HELP ME. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.' But alas, her restless spirit is forever tied to the strip, and cannot be separated. Unless Jeffy decides to stop drawing it some time in the future, and how likely is that?